If you have or will have children, you better not pressure them into any major or career or I'll--I'll frown at you. And telepathically kick you in the shin. You should just tell them their options; let them see what each job is like and let them choose themselves. Because it's evil evil evil to make your kids choose between themselves and you. Because you don't always know best. Because they have a right to be free as much as you do!

Jesus.

The awful things stupid people do in the name of love.