Ohai so I was gonna rant about censorship and professionalism in this post but I mean seriously I would just go on and on and on and I don't have time to go on and on so instead:

http://www.astrologizeme.com/your_chinese_sign.shtml

It's a cool website where Master RAO tells you your Chinese zodiac sign and element.

I'm a water rooster.

Now wtf does that mean?

It means I can go around bragging about it and thinking I've legitimately discovered something new about myself and set another brick in the monument known as my identity when actually it's Barnum effect bullcrap but it's still fun.

Harry Potter, as you, and everyone in this world, and everyone in this galaxy, knows, comes out to theaters today. And I haven't checked out Pottermore yet. Because I wanted to make sure I wasn't a metal rooster (aka Terminator Cock).

Such is my life: Title and Registration -- Death Cab For Cutie.

I see. Pottermore isn't open yet. I hope they'll let us choose our own houses. Slytherin ftw!!!!

There should be a plus to petty thoughts. Maybe because they're so bite-sized, tv-flavored y'all can swallow them and get where I'm coming from for once in my poor, sad, emo, misunderstood life lmao.

Another one: Waiting For The End -- Linkin Park.

The next post will definitely be the obligatory censorship/ professionalism rant. It's just sitting on my tongue constipating my brain so nothing else can come out. LOL